Better late than never, right?

Good stuff. If you’re one of the many people that I didn’t get a chance to individually wish a happy Thanksgiving to yesterday, I apologize!
Thank God it’s over. Let’s all give a warm round of applause for our new President!

Congratulations Mr. Obama -- you deserve it!
[For anyone who wishes to complain, please note that a) I don't care what you think, and 2) this was meant as a joke. Stop being so uptight!]