I’m not really sure how to introduce this one, so I won’t. Just have a look for yourselves…

Special thanks to Brian for graciously hosting the “post-dinner / pre-party bus” segment of the evening. I had an excellent time and I’m thrilled to have been a part of such an important event with my friends!

This cracked me up:

Infantile, sure — but still funny!

It never ceases to amaze me, the lengths that people will go to in order to stand out from the crowd. Head-to-toe tattoos, expensive clothes, metal rings through body parts, fake / tacky five-inch finger nails. The list goes on.

I guess we’re all just afraid of being too “normal” or unoriginal.

Cars are one example of this behavior that I find particularly amusing, especially when taken to the extreme. Who among us hasn’t chuckled at that primer gray Honda with the coffee can exhaust and picnic table wing on the back, or the $500 station wagon with $5000 spinning rims? To see such absurdities, you really don’t have to look hard. Take the slick machine to the left for example. I came across this fine specimen while driving around town the other day, and I couldn’t help but wonder just what in the world would possess someone to do such a thing to their car. Maybe he owns stock in Mars Incorporated, or perhaps he won the car in a contest? Or, I guess he could just really like Skittles candies.

I know that people have different tastes, and I can respect that something which is pleasing to my eye may appear grotesque to another… but let me ask you; would you drive around town in a car that looks like this? Come on… be honest!